Saturday, June 17, 2006

Sexual Healing

My sister's gynecologist recently asked her if she has had a new sex partner in the last couple of years because that could change the results of a pap test.

Knowing my sister's recent lack of bedroom activity, her friend said, "You should have asked him if changing the type of batteries you use would have the same effect."


Zebigleb said...


Mommy said...

Bahahaaaa! That is hilarious!

Miss Cellania said...

Bwahaha! That would be even funnier if it didn't hit so close to home...

The word verification is hmhumsnx, which is the sound I make snoring.

Reckon that may be why I have no sex partner?

Lorna said...

your sister should remove the batteries and use the battery-holder thing to smack her friend neatly around the ears.

OldRoses said...

Whenever I have an x-ray taken and the tech asks if there is any possibility I might be pregnant, I always say "No, I haven't been performing the prerequisite activities".

PS- the word verification is FNQSX. Could that possibly stand for "funny questions about sex"?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I don't her toys could give her anything that would cause pap test changing, unless she shares it with someone ;-)

Seriously I hate to think how a new sex partner would change things, not for the good that is for sure.

Laurie said...

Zebigleb - :)

Jen - It cracked me up!

Miss C - Now, THAT's funny. :)

Lorna - It wouldn't be the first time.

Old Roses - You guys are all cracking me up!!!!!!!

Susan - Yep, that's for sure.