Friday, December 18, 2009

Job Non-Update

Nothing to report on the job front. It seems that people do not hire for non-retail positions over the holidays. "The Holidays," by the way, last until January 4th. Isn't that just spamtastic?

I do have a piece of advice for you. Never listen to your 3:00 a.m. brain. It's a spinny, out-of-control thing that will tell you that every major decision you've ever made in your life was wrong. It will also tell you that since every past decision was wrong, every future decision will be wrong and you will be doomed to spend the rest of your life in, to quote Hee Haw (and who doesn't like to quote Hee Haw), "...deep dark depression, excessive mi-ser-y."

Eventually, you will go back to sleep and when you wake up, your 6:00 a.m. brain will slap your 3:00 a.m. brain upside the medulla oblongata and tell it to shut the hell up. Your 3:00 a.m. brain is not your friend. Remember that.

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michele said...

you are just so "out there" and funny. I love reading your blogs.

Lorna said...

As a frequent user of the 3 o'clock brain, I can give you a bit of advice: almost anything on TV at 3 a.m. will turn your hurtful thoughts away from yourself and focus them on the Mayberry folks or the first season Without A Trace folks and soon, your 3oB just explodes with outrage.

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