Thursday, March 26, 2009

This and That

I gave up shopping for Lent. Before Lent, I couldn't find a Wii Fit anywhere. Now, they're everywhere I look. Target had TWO of them Saturday. By the way, I can't shop, but I can accept "gifts." ((nudge, nudge, wink, wink)) Then I could give you a "gift" of a check of $89 plus tax.

That machine up there is a combination vacuum cleaner/blow dryer. I'm going to buy one and stand by the receptionist desk at my office and blow the pollen off of everybody as they walk in, then suck it up with the vacuum cleaner. My constant sneezing is waking up my co-workers.

I keep chocolate covered espresso beans in my desk drawer at work. I take them out of the store packaging and put them in a Ziploc bag to keep them freshy fresh. Then, I put a hand-written label on the Ziploc bag which says "coffee beans," because I have a fear that some chocolate grabbing thief will steal a handful out of my drawer when I'm away from my desk and, after gulping them down, will think they're having a heart attack. Bwahahaha! That would actually be sort of funny, wouldn't it?

Another great show on The Biography Channel. The Chris Isaak Hour. One guest, one hour, interviews, performances, duets. Fabulous.


Anonymous said...

Give me the money and I'll go get it.

Doesn't mean I'll give it to you right away. You know like Christmas. I'll put it in an Easter Basket you give it to you on Easter.

Baby sis:

Lorna said...

I wish I could get the Biography Channel. Oh wait, I can---it's and every second bio is tim Horton

Laurie said...

Baby Sis - So, I should give you your gift of $89 plus tax first? That could work.

Lorna - Hahahah!

Anonymous said...

Works for me.

Baby sis:

Anonymous said...

What is a WiiFit? What is it used for?


Laurie said...

Smooth - The Wii Fit is an accessory to the Wii game system. It's about the size of a scale you use it for various physical fitness games and it weighs and gives you other calculations. Pretty cool. Google it. :)