Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Debunk This

If you send me (and everyone else in your e-mail address book) an e-mail that I find questionable and probably untrue, I immediately do a search and destroy mission in an attempt to stop it in its tracks. I couldn't find anything debunking the following "facts." Believe them if you will.
  • During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
  • In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
  • An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
  • In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
  • Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
  • Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
  • In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
  • At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
  • Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases


Anonymous said...

All of a sudden I don't feel very well


Laurie said...

You and me both!

Anonymous said...

Laurie, I could've gone all day without knowing any of those purported facts. I now have a sick feeling in my stomach and so many visuals whirling through my head that I can barely concentrate on indexing the deposition on my desk. Though the thought of many/most of the things you listed are pretty disgusting, I couldn't stop myself from reading them to the bitter end. I think I'll start wearing surgical gloves and taping my mouth shut when I sleep! Your friend and co-worker, Lela. PS: Keep up the good work. Really enjoy your sense of humor!