Line Dancing
If I haven’t stood up to run to the dance floor with you
when your favorite line dance starts playing, that means either (a) the song
isn’t doing it for me or (b) the alcohol hasn’t kicked in. Do not try to drag me to the dance floor with
you. That will only succeed in making me
look like an asshole, which I mostly try to avoid.
Leader of the Band
Telling me to “STAND UP!!” … “CLAP
YOUR HANDS!!” … “GET MOVING!!”… isn’t going to make me stand up, clap my hands
or get moving. Your constant instructions
harsh my buzz and piss me off. Leave me
alone while I chillax and stop trying to be the boss of me. Bossy performers give me flashbacks to the
nuns in church: stand up…sing…sit down…kneel. Nuns are big buzz harshers.
1 comment:
you know why you had zero comments on this post? No one dared to try to be funnier than you.
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