- 7:30 a.m. Power went out as I sat down to my makeup mirror
- 7:30 a.m. Large stuffed animal fell out of a chair in my office beside my bathroom at the exact same time the lights went out
- 7:32 a.m. Packed up things to finish getting ready at work
- 7:33 a.m. Continued to flip light switches even though I knew the power was out
- 7:36 a.m. Left for work with wet hair and no makeup
- 7:37 a.m. Tried to close garage door with garage door opener like an idiot
- 7:37 a.m. Got out of car to close garage door manually and smelled smoke
- 7:37 a.m. Freaked out
- 7:38 a.m. No smoke pouring out of my townhouse or any others around me
- 7:38 a.m. Stopped freaking out
- 7:39 a.m. Drove to work
- 7:40 a.m. Tuned radio to local station to try to find out why there was a power outage and smoke in the air and heard disc jockeys talking about "alternate paths" and "we'll be out there later"
- 7:41 a.m. Freaked out
- 7:42 a.m. I realized the disc jockeys were talking about the path for a procession for a local soldier who died in Afghanistan (RIP)
- 7:46 a.m Tried to pull into the parking lot at work, but there was a man walking two huge black Great Danes and a lady was blocking my path into the parking lot, I assume, out of fear of the dogs. She wouldn't move left or right, forward or backward. She just stood there. MOVE dammit!
- 7:50 a.m. Walked into my office to find two co-workers already there who never get to work before me. Never.
Weird ass morning.
1 comment:
respect the fear of the woman-scared-by-dog. it can leave you unable to move. However, the rest of your morning should just be forgotten. Completely.
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