Tuesday, February 01, 2005

How Not to Pick Up Women

Never, never, never walk up to a woman in a bar (or anywhere for that matter) and say, "Smile!"

If there was something to smile about, she would already be smiling. Your unoriginal, annoying suggestion is less likely to result in a smile and more likely to result in the following response which was suggested to me by one of the meekest, sweetest people I know:

"I'll smile when I stick this bar stool up your @$$!"

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