- Stop looking at people like they’re stupid when they do stupid things.
- Do more stupid things.
- Buy a karoke machine and microphone stand, practice, practice, practice and knock ‘em dead at the Cat’s Meow.
- Go to the beach more often.
- Cook more often (I stole this one from someone else but I don’t remember who).
- Stop stealing other people’s ideas.
- Stop buying so many DVD’s! You’re never going to watch them, you idiot.
- Stop calling myself an idiot.
- Buy uncomfortable clothes and shoes just because they look good.
- Wear the uncomfortable clothes and shoes just because they look good and smile like an idiot when I wear them.
- Dammit, I already broke resolution number 8.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
My Resolutions
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9 comments:
I love #1. Our friend Momo is notorious for being unknowingly unable to hide her expressions of disgust or disdain. We've taken to notifying her with the codeword: Face.
"Momo: Face."
Let me know when the karaoke machine happens. I want to act a fool at 3 for 1 happy hour, too. Besides, you can't do all the parts of Bohemian Rhapsody alone. Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o!!!!
LOL! Sounds like some pretty good resolutions. Of course, we all break #8, so I wouldn't even worry about that one.
Surely half the fun of NYR is stealin' 'em from someone else ya idiot. LOL.
Gnight Girl - Oh, I'm going to have to steal the "face" thing.
Pokerboss - Bo Rhap will take more than one person.
Serena Joy - Very true.
Peter - Hahaha!
Laurie, you are hilarious. You make me laugh out loud everyday.
Good luck with your resolutions.
Leslie - :) Thanks!
Ah, better to steal something that you can't get indicted for.
If you do more stupid things than normal things (like me), would stupid be the new normal?
There must be a keg involved if I am to do karoke.
Great job - Lord knows I can't keep any.
Grimm - Thanks for the tips!
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