I stopped at Great China on my way home because I was hungry for spring rolls and hot and sour soup. While I waited for my order, I noticed a hand-written sign that said:
Sugar Biscuits 10 for $2.50
Maybe it's because I'm from The South, but, I wouldn't mind being called "Sugar Biscuit."
"Hey, Sugar Biscuit, while you're up, bring me a beer."
Now, that's just sweet.