Wednesday, December 20, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - My Christmas Carols

Deck the Halls (and Slap Oates Around a Little, Too)
Seals and Crofts

Gabba, Gabba, Ho, Ho, Ho
The Ramones

Jingle Do-You-Wanna-See-My Balls (‘Cause I’ll Show Them to You)
Jim Morrison

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
The love child of Jerry Garcia and his favorite Deadhead

Grandpa Looks Like He Got Run Over by a Reindeer
The grandchildren of Keith Richards

Little Drummer Boys – A Tribute
Duet by Led Zeppelin and The Who

The IRS is Coming to Town
Willie Nelson

Silencer Night
Tony Soprano with background vocals by Big Pussy

Jingle Bell Rock Lobster
B-52’s

Twelve Wives of Christmas
Rod Stewart

Feliz Navidad and Leave Me Alone, I Have a Green Card
Legal Aliens

Joy to the World (Well, Not the WHOLE World)
Donald Rumsfield

White (Sands) Christmas
Jimmy Buffett

Blue (Water) Christmas
Jimmy Buffett

O, Come On Marianne Faithfull!
Mick Jagger

Frosty, The Duff Beer
Homer Simpson

Rhonda the Redneck Nail Tech
Kellie Pickler

Please Come Home for Christmas
New Orleans to Everyone

By Laurie Anderson

13 comments:

Serena Joy said...

LOL - I love it!

Roxan said...

For years my oldest thought the actual line to this song was:

Later on we'll perspire as we sweat by the fire. We'll face unafraid the stench that we made walking in a winter wonderland.

Yes, I am the responsible party who made her think this. I'm a baaaaad mama. LOL

Laurie said...

Serena Joy - :) When I wasn't getting any comments I was afraid I wasn't as clever as I thought I was. Like I said to the Halo commenter, I'm blaming Blogger.

Roxan - Hahaha! That's what mothers are for, pure abject humiliation.

Grimm said...

Awesome. Just Awesome.

roxan - You mean those aren't the words?!? Ok, somebody's got some 'splaining to do.

Jen T. (that's me) said...

I actually just found myself singing "Rhonda the Redneck Nail Tech" to the Rudolph tune.

HAHAHAAA!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

These are terrific, Laurie.

Laurie said...

Grimm - I liked Roxan's words, too!

Jen - I wrote you a whole song for it. (See the next post.)

Old Horsetail - Thanks, Hoss!

Peter said...

Excellent Laurie.

Laurie said...

Peter - Thanks! :)

Leslie said...

Oh gosh, those made me laugh out loud. Hilarious!

Laurie said...

Leslie - :)

Peggy said...

Thank you a much-needed belly laugh! Hope you have a very merry Christmas!

And Roxan? I always used the phrase, "to face unafraid the bills left unpaid..."

Laurie said...

Peggy - Merry Christmas to you, too!