Monday, June 13, 2005

Stat Counter Fetish

Like most of you bloggers out there, I am fascinated by the keyword analysis feature of my stat counter. By far, my most frequent hits are for *clingy boyfriends* and *crazy ex girlfriends* and those are two posts on my Guestwriters blog that weren't even written by me.

Some of the hits I get are so disgusting that I can't believe that Google or Yahoo or Dogpile was able to come up with a hit on my blog for that particular combination of words. I guess that just goes to show, that if you write enough words, they can be combined to make some of the most disturbing sexual references you can imagine.

I wish I would have kept some of them but I didn't. However, at one point yesterday when I checked my statcounter, these were the seven hits:

  1. london cokehead
  2. crazy ex girlfriend
  3. crazy ex girlfriend taking stuff
  4. game wardens forced to shoot alligator
  5. do you know what it means to miss new orleans
  6. miss laurie naked
  7. adult film clips of squishing a poopy diaper

I'm now sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about number 7 and I got nothin'. I also wonder about number 6. Was that guy just looking for anyone named Laurie who might just happen to be naked?

By the way, if you see my head on a naked body on the internet, it isn't me. Unless, said head is pasted onto a fantastic body in which case, hell yeah, it's me. Enjoy.


Rik said...

On some of the travel entries on my blog, I've mentioned various red light districts. Geez, I get about a dozen or so people a week just searching for those!

So if you want to increase traffic to your blog, just put a few dirty words in there...


Ed Abbey said...

I guess I'm not up to speed on these stat counters. Where do you get these? My blog traffic is increasing so rapidly these days that I want to see why they are coming. Maybe as Rik said, I put in one dirty word too many.

Jen T. (that's me) said...

I get a lot of hits for "freaky sex songs". Most recently, I have gotten a lot of hits from "top banana in the shock department" and "groupie in search of a musician". Won't that last googler be disappointed in my anti-groupie-ness. :)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Why would anybody typing in "do you know what it means to miss New Orleans" land on your site? I don't get it.

Jugglernaut said...

Found you via BlogExplosion.

Laurie said...

Rik - Hmmmmm.....

Ed - At It's free.

Jen - I think about those people ending up at my blog and going, "Crap!" and clicking away at the speed of light.

Old Horsetail - That was a shocker wasn't it?

Jugglernaut - There's some freaky stuff out there.

Danno said...

Yeah Laurie, # 7 says all that needs to be said, and then some.

I once had this hit from google:

"Paul Prudhomme Porn Video"

??? I don't even want to know.

Laurie said...

Danno - NO! NO! NO!!!!!!! My eyes!