Some of the hits I get are so disgusting that I can't believe that Google or Yahoo or Dogpile was able to come up with a hit on my blog for that particular combination of words. I guess that just goes to show, that if you write enough words, they can be combined to make some of the most disturbing sexual references you can imagine.
I wish I would have kept some of them but I didn't. However, at one point yesterday when I checked my statcounter, these were the seven hits:
- london cokehead
- crazy ex girlfriend
- crazy ex girlfriend taking stuff
- game wardens forced to shoot alligator
- do you know what it means to miss new orleans
- miss laurie naked
- adult film clips of squishing a poopy diaper
I'm now sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about number 7 and I got nothin'. I also wonder about number 6. Was that guy just looking for anyone named Laurie who might just happen to be naked?
By the way, if you see my head on a naked body on the internet, it isn't me. Unless, said head is pasted onto a fantastic body in which case, hell yeah, it's me. Enjoy.