Some of the hits I get are so disgusting that I can't believe that Google or Yahoo or Dogpile was able to come up with a hit on my blog for that particular combination of words. I guess that just goes to show, that if you write enough words, they can be combined to make some of the most disturbing sexual references you can imagine.
I wish I would have kept some of them but I didn't. However, at one point yesterday when I checked my statcounter, these were the seven hits:
- london cokehead
- crazy ex girlfriend
- crazy ex girlfriend taking stuff
- game wardens forced to shoot alligator
- do you know what it means to miss new orleans
- miss laurie naked
- adult film clips of squishing a poopy diaper
I'm now sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about number 7 and I got nothin'. I also wonder about number 6. Was that guy just looking for anyone named Laurie who might just happen to be naked?
By the way, if you see my head on a naked body on the internet, it isn't me. Unless, said head is pasted onto a fantastic body in which case, hell yeah, it's me. Enjoy.
8 comments:
On some of the travel entries on my blog, I've mentioned various red light districts. Geez, I get about a dozen or so people a week just searching for those!
So if you want to increase traffic to your blog, just put a few dirty words in there...
Rik
I guess I'm not up to speed on these stat counters. Where do you get these? My blog traffic is increasing so rapidly these days that I want to see why they are coming. Maybe as Rik said, I put in one dirty word too many.
I get a lot of hits for "freaky sex songs". Most recently, I have gotten a lot of hits from "top banana in the shock department" and "groupie in search of a musician". Won't that last googler be disappointed in my anti-groupie-ness. :)
Why would anybody typing in "do you know what it means to miss New Orleans" land on your site? I don't get it.
Eeeeuw!
Found you via BlogExplosion.
Rik - Hmmmmm.....
Ed - At statcounter.com. It's free.
Jen - I think about those people ending up at my blog and going, "Crap!" and clicking away at the speed of light.
Old Horsetail - That was a shocker wasn't it?
Jugglernaut - There's some freaky stuff out there.
Yeah Laurie, # 7 says all that needs to be said, and then some.
I once had this hit from google:
"Paul Prudhomme Porn Video"
??? I don't even want to know.
Danno - NO! NO! NO!!!!!!! My eyes!
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