I’m always reading stories about people being struck by lightning and then receiving the gift of having enhanced psychic abilities.
If I’m ever struck by lightning, I’d prefer not to be given the ability to commune with dead people and I’d just as soon skip the psychic powers. Instead, I would like to sing like Annie Lennox or Gladys Knight or Chaka Khan.
If singing isn’t a lightning induced talent, perhaps you could make me dance like Ginger Rogers or play piano like Billy Joel or Elton John.
If psychic abilities are my only choice, I would still prefer to not see dead people.
P.S. Sorry about the Fukitol thing.