I met some girls I used to work with after work today at Chula Vista for cheap margaritas and Mexican food (mostly for the margaritas). One of the girls was telling us about a product she bought called Lip Injection. It's like a lip gloss but it plumps your lips.
A couple of the girls tried it and I swear it looked like it worked. So, of course, I'll be making an online purchase myself shortly.
However, the owner of the Lip Injection warned us that we should be careful not to get it on our tongues. She said she put some on and licked her lips while she was driving and her tongue started to tingle. She was afraid her whole tongue would swell so, as she was driving, she put her mouth in front of the air conditioner vent to cool things off. Can you imagine pulling up beside some chick who's trying to drive with her mouth sucking in air conditioner fumes? And you thought cell phones were bad.
Since we had consumed several margaritas at this point, the conversation went from plump lips to burning tongues to oral sex. Margaritas will do that. Two of the girls were going home to their husbands and if there is a follow-up recommendation for uses other than lip plumping, you'll be the first to know.