Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Kiss This

I met some girls I used to work with after work today at Chula Vista for cheap margaritas and Mexican food (mostly for the margaritas). One of the girls was telling us about a product she bought called Lip Injection. It's like a lip gloss but it plumps your lips.

A couple of the girls tried it and I swear it looked like it worked. So, of course, I'll be making an online purchase myself shortly.

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However, the owner of the Lip Injection warned us that we should be careful not to get it on our tongues. She said she put some on and licked her lips while she was driving and her tongue started to tingle. She was afraid her whole tongue would swell so, as she was driving, she put her mouth in front of the air conditioner vent to cool things off. Can you imagine pulling up beside some chick who's trying to drive with her mouth sucking in air conditioner fumes? And you thought cell phones were bad.

Since we had consumed several margaritas at this point, the conversation went from plump lips to burning tongues to oral sex. Margaritas will do that. Two of the girls were going home to their husbands and if there is a follow-up recommendation for uses other than lip plumping, you'll be the first to know.


Jen T. (that's me) said...

And I guess the next thing after penis enlargement that it will be used for is teenage girls rubbing it on their chests.

Shelli said...

Sally Hanson makes a similar product that was featured on one of the local news channels. They not only used it on their lips, but they also put it under eyes to help make fine lines and wrinkles less visible. I guess it plumped the area so the wrinkles filled in. However, it isn't like a shimmery gloss. It has a matte finish.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Real men don't eat quiche; they use weinie injection instead? I'd like to see that. No I wouldn't.

Susan said...

Spanish Fly for your lips, interesting...

Not sure I would want that stuff on any of my mucus membranes.

Shelli-I hear preparation H plumps wrinkles too ;-)

Danno said...

Experiments like these are why we have warning labels. LOL

I can see it now, 6 months from now this stuff will have a "Not for use on gentials" tag on the bottle. But who am I kidding, I already ordered my wife a case. :)

Lorna said...

That warrants a mention in the Darwin Awards---like the woman who was driving ahead of a guy who could see little sparks inside her car as they went through a tunnel---he pulled ahead, stopped her and told her what he'd seen. "Oh, I'm late for work, and I was drying my hair with my cigarette lighter" she said.

Tamara said...

gotta love those margaritas!

Laurie said...

Jen - At $20 a tube, they better just go for a Wonder Bra.

Shelli - I'll have to check that out.

Old Horsetail - No, you wouldn't.

Susan - I've heard about the Preparation H thing but I've never tried it.

Danno - I hope the link was helpful. :)

Lorna - That's hilarious! No, it isn't. It's scary. No, I was right the first time. It's hilarious. Hahahahah!

Tamara - You can say that again!