Friday, October 27, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - Blog Libs

  1. Give me some words
  2. Click on the words "Shots of Cuervo" at the end of the post to find the paragraph to insert your words
  3. Leave your paragraph as a comment.

These are the words to give me:

  • a color
  • the name of another blogger
  • a kind of tool
  • a slang term for sexual intercourse
  • a farm animal
  • your name

12 comments:

Laurie said...

Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn (blank)with anger. When (blank) e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a (blank). Keep your day job. This post (blank)s the (blank).
Your sworn enemy,
(blank)

Anonymous said...

a color: Blue... no... Red...

the name of another blogger: Neal at Nowhere To Go But Up

a kind of tool: Tool. Uhhuh huh huh... you said "tool." Sledgehammer.

a slang term for sexual intercourse: pork

a farm animal: Pig

your name: Jack


(I was going to use "bumpin' ugly," but I thought "pork" worked better with "pig."

Laurie said...

Jack - Here's your little note to me. Thanks for playing, please drive through...

Laurie,
This post made me turn red with anger. When Neal at Nowhere to Go But Up e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a sledgehammer. Keep your day job. This post porks the pig.
Your sworn enemy,
Jack

Mommy said...

Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn pink with anger. When Popeye e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a hammer. Keep your day job. This post horizontal mambos the goat.
Your sworn enemy,
Jen

But I'm not really your sworn enemy. :) I said goat. Haha.

Laurie said...

Jen - You said "horizontal mambo", too! Hahahahaha!

TexasGal said...

This is like one of those "Mad Libs", now I get it!

Red
Karlababbble
blow torch
screw (I wanted to put Knocking Boots here, but after I read your paragraph it didn't sound right)
pig
Shelli

Anonymous said...

a color
a farm animal

Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn bump ugly with anger. When Shaymus O'Flatulence e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a hoe. Keep your day job. This post brown's the chicken.
Your sworn enemy,
DB Cooper

Laurie said...

Texas Gal - I wish more people would have done it because it cracks me up. I'm such a nerd.

D.B. - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Inca From Peru said...

Late, as usual.


Dear Laurie,

This post made me turn Alizarian crimson with anger. When Rufus e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a reciprocating saw. Keep your day job. This post bones the pullet.

Your sworn enemy,
Inca From Peru

Laurie said...

Inca - Oh! That was a great one!

thenewmrsf said...

Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn VIOLET with anger. When JEN T e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER. Keep your day job. This post LAYS PIPE TO the SOW.
Your sworn enemy,
THE NEW MRS F
(I wanted to use "pig" for some alliteration, but it was already taken -- this was fun!)

Laurie said...

Mrs. F - Hahahaha! Lays pipe to the pig would have been great. You should have gone for it. :)