- Give me some words
- Click on the words "Shots of Cuervo" at the end of the post to find the paragraph to insert your words
- Leave your paragraph as a comment.
These are the words to give me:
- a color
- the name of another blogger
- a kind of tool
- a slang term for sexual intercourse
- a farm animal
- your name
12 comments:
Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn (blank)with anger. When (blank) e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a (blank). Keep your day job. This post (blank)s the (blank).
Your sworn enemy,
(blank)
a color: Blue... no... Red...
the name of another blogger: Neal at Nowhere To Go But Up
a kind of tool: Tool. Uhhuh huh huh... you said "tool." Sledgehammer.
a slang term for sexual intercourse: pork
a farm animal: Pig
your name: Jack
(I was going to use "bumpin' ugly," but I thought "pork" worked better with "pig."
Jack - Here's your little note to me. Thanks for playing, please drive through...
Laurie,
This post made me turn red with anger. When Neal at Nowhere to Go But Up e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a sledgehammer. Keep your day job. This post porks the pig.
Your sworn enemy,
Jack
Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn pink with anger. When Popeye e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a hammer. Keep your day job. This post horizontal mambos the goat.
Your sworn enemy,
Jen
But I'm not really your sworn enemy. :) I said goat. Haha.
Jen - You said "horizontal mambo", too! Hahahahaha!
This is like one of those "Mad Libs", now I get it!
Red
Karlababbble
blow torch
screw (I wanted to put Knocking Boots here, but after I read your paragraph it didn't sound right)
pig
Shelli
a color
a farm animal
Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn bump ugly with anger. When Shaymus O'Flatulence e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a hoe. Keep your day job. This post brown's the chicken.
Your sworn enemy,
DB Cooper
Texas Gal - I wish more people would have done it because it cracks me up. I'm such a nerd.
D.B. - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Late, as usual.
Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn Alizarian crimson with anger. When Rufus e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a reciprocating saw. Keep your day job. This post bones the pullet.
Your sworn enemy,
Inca From Peru
Inca - Oh! That was a great one!
Dear Laurie,
This post made me turn VIOLET with anger. When JEN T e-mailed me that I should read it, I was hopeful. You are a FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER. Keep your day job. This post LAYS PIPE TO the SOW.
Your sworn enemy,
THE NEW MRS F
(I wanted to use "pig" for some alliteration, but it was already taken -- this was fun!)
Mrs. F - Hahahaha! Lays pipe to the pig would have been great. You should have gone for it. :)
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