Saturday, October 21, 2006

I Have a Question

Why are the stingrays so pissed off?

(This story about attacks increasing was published in 2004.)

(This story gives you more stingray attack info.)

6 comments:

Lorna said...

This is the very question my sister and I were discussing at dinner last night. It was better than either a catfight or another take on why Mick Jagger is so implacably, palpably, and decadently still alive....

Gina said...

Still provoking thought and cuervo chasers, eh! LOL!

DB Cooper said...

Too much sea water will do that. Makes you cranky and prone to violence. I wished that explained road rage but alas...

se7en said...

I used to think they only stung guys named Ray, I guess they've lowered their standards....

:)

Susan in St. Paul said...

I have been thinking about the next Jaw type movie:
"Revenge of the Stingrays"-fed up with man's continual encroachment on their territorial hunting grounds, sting rays world wide organize and begin eliminating the males of the enemy species.

I am not going to let this scare me out of petting the baby rays at the aquarium, but I am going to do it at arms length, keeping my chest well out of range of their tails.

Lorna-maybe all the drugs and alcohol are actually acting as a preservative. He looks well aged but I suspect that is from the cigarettes.

Laurie said...

Lorna - I'm glad I prevented a sister-sister cat-fight.

Gina - Heck yeah! Hope you're feeling better.

D.B. - You sound like someone with experience ingesting "too much sea water."

Se7en - If I was a Ray, I'd stay away from the beach, just in case.

Susan - I bet one of those movies is already in the works. Maybe you can get a cut.