- The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
- Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
- Disarm rapists.
- Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.
- I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
- Better living through denial.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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People who live in glass houses gather no moss.
Funny stuff!!
Old Horsetail - They shouldn't dance around naked either.
Tanda - Some of those were actually new to me. I thought I'd seen everything on the internet already.
You never can tell the depth of a well by the size of the handle on the pump.
Marinade Dave - That can apply to so many situations I don't even know where to start.
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