As the night went on, and the bourbon (John) and cranberry/Stolies (me) flowed, we became Perry confused. So, for posterity, and to clear my foggy head this morning (damn! I lost an hour and it's almost noon) I present a Perry glossary:
- Luke Perry - Beverly Hills 90210 fame
- Rick Perry - governor of Texas (As we were trying to sort out Perrys, I said, "Isn't Rick Perry a politician or something?" Damn Stolichnaya.)
- Joe Perry - guitarist for Aerosmith
- Steve Perry - lead singer for Journey (hence the beginning of our inebriated confusion)
- Steve Tyler - lead singer for Aerosmith (Steve Tyler makes the list, and added to the confusion, by association with Joe Perry and a common first name with Steve Perry)
Any questions? Anyone? Anyone?