Listen to me carefully. There are two words in the english language that are NEVER, NEVER, NEVER to be plural-ized. The words are all and anyway.
Examples of common usage which drive me absolutely bat-shit:
- Alls I told her was she was being stupid and she got all mad and stuff.
- So, anyways, I told him I didn't care if his ex-wife was on fire, he wasn't going back over there.
And the infamous double whammy which really tests my self-control:
- Anyways, alls I'm saying is that she's a dumbass.