I'm going to New Orleans for a couple of days. Please don’t break into my townhouse while I’m gone. Gladys Kravitz next door (we share a wall) and her 3 dachshunds will be watching the house and those mutts (including Gladys) bark at anything. She would be more than thrilled to throw someone’s pointy ass in jail.
Plus, the joke would be on you since the only things I own of any value are my new camera and my car, both of which are going with me. My computer is 5 years old and my television is 15 years old. You’d be laughed out of the pawn shop and disavowed as a quality burglar if you tried to get money for my valuables (and I use the term lightly).
Peace out, look for me on the Bourbocam and post you on Monday.
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