Sunday, May 08, 2005

Deer Me

What do you call a blind stag? No eye deer.

What do you call a blind stag with no legs? Still no eye deer.

What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no dick? Still no fucking eye deer.

9 comments:

Dr. Sauce said...

hahahahahah that's classic.

i've missed you, you crack me up

G-Man said...

I will tell you now that I make the best margaritas on this fucking planet.

Abby Taylor said...

I'm gonna teach these jokes to my four year old. Thanks!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I had no ideer you would throw down the f bomb.

Heh.

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chatty said...

badumpbump! LOL

Good ones!

Laurie said...

Dr. Sauce - Welcome back! I hope you had a good trip. I'll pop over to your blog and see if you've written it up, yet.

G-Man - Fuckin' A?

Abby - I'm so proud to be a part of the education of your children. It brings a tear to my eye.

Old Horsetail - I dropped it like it was hot. :)

Living Like Kings - Thanks!

Chatty - They hit me funny, too. I still laugh when I read them.

RagDoll said...

OMG...I had to run right out and tell my hubby this one. I am still giggling. WHo else can I tell?...

Laurie said...

Rag Doll - Put it on your blog! Tell the world.