I'm sure a lot of you have gotten this by e-mail but the results my friends have sent me cracked me up. So, off we go...
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------- I dry humped
May---------- I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a Mexican
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friends' boyfriend
10 ------- my neighbor
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ------- Chuck Norris
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an I-pod
29 ------- a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
31 ------- A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White ---------- because I'm cool like that
Black ---------- because that's how I roll
Red ---------- because the voices told me to
Blue -----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green ---------- because I hate myself
Purple ---------- because I'mcool
Yellow ---------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ----------because I hate my family
Pink ----------because I am not a homosexual
Brown ----------because I was high
Grey ----------because I was drunk
Other ----------because I'm a ninja
None ---------- because I can't control myself
17 comments:
I loved a sqirrel because I was drunk. - Carly
I murdered a banana because someone offered me $1,000,000 - Not bad for a day's work :)
I murdered a fork because that's how cool I am.
And you wouldn't believe how hard it is to murder an inamnimate object. But I persevered because that's how cool I am.
You can never say that enough.
I did the macarena with my sister because I am not a homosexual!
Thanks for this - it was fun!
I sang to an I-Pod because I hate myself.
I choked on a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want. LOL! That was fun.
I yelled at my sister because I'm a Ninja!
Cool, I get a sister! and I'm a Ninja!
"I had lunch with a noodle because I'm cool."
LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
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Carly - Um, how sweet?
Cindy - Where can I get that kind of work?
Lorna - Too cool for school...like we used to say back in the day.
Daye - Hahahaha! That's a good one and you're welcome.
Jack - I knew you could sing.
Serena Joy - Choked on a llama? I suppose it was undercooked.
Susan - That one WAS pretty cool. :)
Dawn - That one is almost a little poem. (Nice to meet you.)
Heh heh. I yelled at a permanent marker because I'm cool. LMAO.
Sophmom - I've actually done that one before...because I'm cool.
I murdered Chuck Norris because I hate myself.
This was too funny!
I had lunch with a Mexican because I am not a homosexual.
And don't forget it.
I choked on a phone because I was high.
Oh, yeah...happens all the time!
Leslie - Good for you!
Jen - Good for you, too!
La Sirena - Not so good for you!
I did the Macarena with a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want. (And I'm not partial or biased...I'll dance with ANY fruit out there). :)
Mrs. F. - Good for you!
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