I’m a list person. Here is my list of things to do before I quit drinking.
Note to my friends: Don’t panic. It won’t be any time soon.
Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody
Stalk George Clooney
Flash ‘em for beads
Cotton-Eyed Joe as though I’m enjoying it
Stalk Johnny Depp
Mud wrestle…in public
Spontaneous 9:00 p.m. road trip to New Orleans
Play poker in Las Vegas
Get a lap dance
Shave my eyebrows
Shave someone else’s eyebrows
Stalk Anthony Bourdain
Grab a microphone in a grocery store and say “Cleanup on Aisle 13”
Make an indecent proposal…in public
Get married again
9 comments:
I need your address so I can send you some beads.
That last thing to do is scary. I am doing one of the things I always wanted to do was to be a
High School ref.
Shave your eyebrows???? EWWWWW!
Dave - 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Cousin Susan - I heard! That's great!! I want to come watch you kick some ass.
Sophmom - Alcohol will be involved.
I've done 8 of those....and i actually remember some of them. And I have 3 brothers and a son available for the last one.
"nothing really matters..nothing really matters to meeeeee...."
Lorna - 3 brothers and 1 son...sounds like pretty good odds to me.
Al - Very nice! You've made it to the next round.
Great list! I hope you YouTube the Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody - should be fun :)
Donna - I'm sure someone will have a camera running.
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