Sunday, July 02, 2006

Motorcycle Pimple Voodoo

Several days ago, I did a post alleging that God hates motorcycles.

Today, at the ripe young age of 39 (+ 11), I have a zit the size of Rhode Island on my forehead. Seriously, this thing should have it's own zip code. It's the kind of zit that's so big, it gives you a headache. It's the kind of zit that is so big that my loving family felt compelled to sweetly refer to it as my third eye all day today.

Coincidence? I think not.

13 comments:

Lorna said...

I was buying the 39---I needed two readings to catch the ( )

I was older than that when my chest started breaking out, like 3D polka dots.

think bangs.....

cindybindy said...

Ha Ha, the god Harley has smote you for your blasphemous talk. :)

Susan in St. Paul said...

A large pimple is a fairly minor consequence for hubris, it could have been much worse ;-)

Peter said...

I think not too Laurie, you need to undertake some serious penance before more bad things happen to you.

Laurie said...

Lorna - Hopefully, it'll be gone before my next haircut.

Cindy - I've been smoted.

Susan - True, it could always be worse.

Peter - I wonder what motorcycle penance would entail. Sounds pretty scary.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Big Ernie likes motorcycles, really, but he hats zits. So you are actually down two.

Laurie said...

Old Horsetail - A hat! Yes! Your Freudian slip has solved my forehead pimple problem. God works in mysterious ways.

Miss Cellania said...

39? You are a mere child.

I think you should post a picture.

Laurie said...

Miss C - You were deliberately deceived. That would be 39 + 11.

:)

Miss Cellania said...

Well, that puts you in MY age group! Duh, I'm blonde, ya know (grey underneath).

Laurie said...

Miss C - :)

pokerboss said...

We did the "pimple dance" at work.

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - If the whole Harley dealership was doing the "pimple dance", it's no wonder I had a pox upon me.