Wednesday, July 05, 2006

CNN News Alert Service is Fucking Up My Mojo

This just in from CNN News Alert Service:

Enron founder Ken Lay has died in Aspen, Colorado, a spokesman for Lay's family said today. Lay was awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of conspiracy and fraud.

Laurie Says:

Holy crap!

In other news, those Koreans are scaring the shit out of me. Even if that wacky Korean’s missiles don’t contain explosives and are only being tested for distance capabilities, they would make one hell of a hole in the neighborhood if they hit land somewhere.

I might have to unsubscribe to the CNN News Alert Service because they are interfering with my Think Happy Thoughts life plan.

6 comments:

Jen T. (that's me) said...

Good luck with that whole thing...

so said...

Hmmmm, I like to read mysteries. A recent one commented that it is very easy to obtain drugs that can cause a fatal heart attack, yet they cannot be detected later in an autopsy. I wonder.....

Laurie said...

Jen - Thanks. Damn crazy Korean guy.

SO - I'm wondering about that myself.

pokerboss said...

Sure, Ken Lay screwed up Enron, but he made a helluva tater chip. No one can eat just one.

Jack said...

When I heard Kenny Boy was dead, my first thought was: "I'll bet he gets cremated quick." And guess what I heard on the radio this morning? His ashes will be scattered in the Colorado Rockies. Meanwhile, the Aspen medical examiner finds a large deposit in his Cayman Islands bank account.

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - Now, I'm hungry.

Jack - I swear, I was just wondering this morning if anyone did a DNA test then I thought (a) a relative would gladly give up some DNA for a couple mil or (b)a shady DNA analyst type guy could easily be found for a nice chunk of change. Happy trails, Ken, wherever you are.