Some bumper stickers I made up just for your entertainment. Am I a good friend, or what?
My kid sells crack to your kid.
Your Bluetooth looks gay.
I drive like this because you’re ugly.
Pay no attention to the knocking in my trunk.
Will swallow for gas.
Honk if you want me to drive slower.
…pot, booze, sex
Save the whales
…or not, I really don’t care.
Jesus died for your sins
…I, however, am perfect.
STOP TAILGATING ME!
…or have a nice day…whichever applies.
Your good mood is pissing me off.
Hot coffee, cell phone, mascara
...what could possibly go wrong?