Tuesday, July 11, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - Bumper Stickers

Some bumper stickers I made up just for your entertainment. Am I a good friend, or what?

My kid sells crack to your kid.

Your Bluetooth looks gay.

I drive like this because you’re ugly.

Pay no attention to the knocking in my trunk.

Will swallow for gas.

Honk if you want me to drive slower.

Support PBS
…pot, booze, sex

Save the whales
…or not, I really don’t care.

Jesus died for your sins
…I, however, am perfect.

STOP TAILGATING ME!
…or have a nice day…whichever applies.

Your good mood is pissing me off.

Hot coffee, cell phone, mascara
...what could possibly go wrong?

16 comments:

Susan in St. Paul said...

I picked up a sticker for the sock at con last weekend that I think would make a nice bumper sticker:

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
like we need your support

Laurie said...

Susan - Oh, my! That's hilarious!!!!

Jen T. (that's me) said...

"Will swallow for gas."

BAHAHAAHahahaha!

(Do you know where I can get one of those?)

Also, I'd like a National Sarcasm Society sticker! HILARIOUS!

Laurie said...

Jen - I bet you can have one made on the internet somehow. Feel free to use it. You can buy me a drink sometime. I loved the sarcasm thing.

neil said...

You want to be careful, there may be a crazy arab out there with a whole refinery.

Neal said...

Classics, all of them. You should sell those before somebody steals them....like me. HAHAHAHA!

Laurie said...

Tanked Up Taco - I guess I didn't think that one through, did I?

Neal - Go ahead and use them. I'm going to make my money off of the copyright infringement lawsuits. :)

cindybindy said...

Love your bumper stickers :) Here's one for your collection "It's only kinky the first time." One of these days you're going to be famous or maybe infamous :)

Donna said...

These are good. (However, I don't care how gay my Bluetooth is... I am incapable of driving and talking on the phone without it!)

Laurie said...

Cindy - Infamous sounds more fun.

Donna - I'd rather you have a gay Bluetooth than a wreck. Please drive through.

Miss Cellania said...

Way too funny!

Trond said...

haha, nice ones, you should sell those! I'd buy 'em!

Laurie said...

Miss C - Thanks. :)

Trond - Feel free to steal them. I wouldn't begin to know how to sell them.

Peter said...

Just love this one Laurie, the other to!!!!!

Honk if you want me to drive slower.

Tim said...

Believe it or not I saw a "Vote for Kinky" sticker here a few days ago. I guess a lot of Texans are making money in New Orleans right now.

Great ideas, now go and make your "pile"!

Peace,

Tim

Laurie said...

Peter - Thanks!

Tim - You've been to Hoss's place haven't you? :)