Wednesday, July 12, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - The List

I’m a list person. Here is my list of things to do before I quit drinking.

Note to my friends: Don’t panic. It won’t be any time soon.

Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody
Stalk George Clooney
Flash ‘em for beads
Cotton-Eyed Joe as though I’m enjoying it
Stalk Johnny Depp
Mud wrestle…in public
Spontaneous 9:00 p.m. road trip to New Orleans
Play poker in Las Vegas
Get a lap dance
Shave my eyebrows
Shave someone else’s eyebrows
Stalk Anthony Bourdain
Grab a microphone in a grocery store and say “Cleanup on Aisle 13”
Make an indecent proposal…in public
Get married again

9 comments:

Marinade Dave said...

I need your address so I can send you some beads.

cousin susan said...

That last thing to do is scary. I am doing one of the things I always wanted to do was to be a
High School ref.

Sophmom said...

Shave your eyebrows???? EWWWWW!

Laurie said...

Dave - 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Cousin Susan - I heard! That's great!! I want to come watch you kick some ass.

Sophmom - Alcohol will be involved.

Lorna said...

I've done 8 of those....and i actually remember some of them. And I have 3 brothers and a son available for the last one.

Al said...

"nothing really matters..nothing really matters to meeeeee...."

Laurie said...

Lorna - 3 brothers and 1 son...sounds like pretty good odds to me.

Al - Very nice! You've made it to the next round.

Donna said...

Great list! I hope you YouTube the Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody - should be fun :)

Laurie said...

Donna - I'm sure someone will have a camera running.