Thursday, January 12, 2006

Never Tell a Woman She Can't Cook



(Received by e-mail from Poodles)

24 comments:

Jen T. (that's me) said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Very... um... "authentic" looking, eh?

Vettacini Sheppard said...

Hummm...Interesting, but there's way too much pecker on there for me...I mean pepper.

Jack said...

No matter how you slice it, that's just wrong.


"vbxob"

Vacuous blonde xenophobes ordered booze.

Laurie said...

Jen - If memory serves.

Davie - Perhaps you prefer a secret sauce? (Sorry, Fav File Clerk, I stole your comment. You were too slow.)

Jack - The first cut is the deepest.

*xehduas* - Xenophobes expounded harsh diatribes, usually against Spaniards.

Anonymous said...

All these years and I never imagined that chestnuts roating on an open fire would look quite like that!!! xoxo Poodles

word: gheffv

Good heavens, Earl finally found viagra!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Isn't there a law against that? I think there's a law against POSTING something like that....

Girl said...

Very funny :)) and quite original. Keep up the good job ;)

Lorna said...

took me a minute to get it and an hour to stop laughing so I could write this....

Bruce -- Harper Blue said...

I was gonna say that that picture was making me hungry again...then I got a decent look at the corner, and focused. Now all I can do is copy Spider Robinson in Callahan's Lady: "Distinctly disgusting!"

(You ought to have my wife Kitt tell you about the day they did scrotal dissection in her medical-school gross anatomy class. It lived up to the class name: it was gross.) (I'm sending the link to her; she needs the laugh right now.)

ginaangel77 said...

i don't care who you are, that right there's funny!

Marinade Dave said...

That is disgusting.

How can anyone burn pork cutlets like that?

I'd rather eat fish. Fresh, of course. I'll bone it myself.

Tim said...

Some folks like 'em crunchy on the outside and juicy in the middle.

Laurie said...

Poodles - ...Jack Frost's pecker on the coals...

Old Horsetail - Only in 48 states.

Candy - Thanks.

Lorna - Just trying to keep you warm up there.

Bruce - Scrotal dissection? Oh, my!

Gina - Git-r-done.

Dave - Sometimes the bones are hard. Be careful.

Tim - Cheee-wa-wah!!

*hvrvtch* - His voice roared violently terrifying cowering housewives.

Peter said...

Laurie, is your surname Bobbit by any chance?

Ed Abbey said...

For some reason, I am feeling kind of demasculated this morning. Shouldn't that post have contained a NSFM (Not Safe For Men) rating?

Laurie said...

Peter - No, I'm just Cajun. We're all Bobbitts at heart.

Ed - I thought of it as more of a public service announcement for men.

Anonymous said...

Chinese grilling: hung dong owee!

Marinade Dave said...

If it is a filet of snapper, the bone is missing.

Sophmom said...

IT NEEDS SOME SAUCE!!!

Laurie said...

Anonymous - Hahahahah!

Dave - It probably lost the *bone* when it was removed from the *snapper*.

Sophmom - We have Ranch, BBQ or Sweet and Sour. We also have a special house sauce but some people say it's kind of salty.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but that is... disgusting.

john

Laurie said...

John - No need to apologize. It is disgusting.

Astrid said...

Such a pity, I am a vegetarian. I sure hope you serve icecream as well. I would really like that. Homemade Sundaes are the best!

Laurie said...

Astrid - I'll buy ice cream and broccoli for you.