Monday, January 23, 2006

Just a Joke

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

5 comments:

Peter said...

Ooooowaaah !!!!!

Renee said...

Ooh, I like that one.

Al said...

Rimshot~!
Try the veal, I'll be here all week

cindybindy said...

hahahahahaha - it goes with the bumper sticker "i didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove it, the sheep are lying."

Laurie said...

Peter, Renee, Al and Cindy - I couldn't resist posting that. It cracked me up.