Tuesday, January 10, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - Beautiful Laurie Haiku

Beautiful Crapping Doves
Two patio doves
Cooing in the morning mist.
Why must you crap there?

Beautiful Roofer Man
Man on the high roof
Balanced like a mountain goat.
You are scared shitless.

Beautiful Bird Flu
Bird flu of Asia
Has flown the coop to Turkey.
That is ironic.

11 comments:

Jen T. (that's me) said...

HAHAHAA. Bird flu in Turkey. Classick.

:)

Laurie said...

Jen - I was listening to the evening news on my way home and heard Bob Shieffer say about twenty times how the bird flu is in Turkey. All I could think was, blog it, blog it, blog it....

My name is Laurie. I am a bloggict.

Sophmom said...

....and a fine one at that!! LOL!

"azhfhjhv"

Ask Zeke how funny his jive hoppin' visit

cindybindy said...

I have to wonder if the bird flu has made it to the Canary Islands yet. Love your poems. Cindy

Laurie said...

Sophmom - Thanks for nurturing my addiction.

Cindy - Bird flu in the Canary Islands. Hahahaha!

Tim said...

waxing poetic
of doves and roofers and flu?
Laurie's drunk again

Laurie said...

Tim - They might have been more clever if I had been. Perhaps I'll try that this weekend: Beautiful Drunk Laurie Haiku.

Jack said...

On a blog I read
Beautiful Laurie Haikus
The last one was best


"ssrkv"

Supercilious
Sycophantic Romans killed
Vercingetorix

Laurie said...

Jack - Excellent haiku and you outdid youself on the word thingy. (I had to look up Vercingetorix. I never heard of the guy.)

Anonymous said...

Reading the Haikus
I am mostly lost in you
will you save my cat?

Laurie said...

Anonymous -
I would save your cat
If I had a tall ladder.
Alas, I do not.