Monday, January 23, 2006

I won't, I won't, the hell I won't...

I received a piece of spam e-mail today from Mincemeat Q. Gonad. What kind of idiot would open an e-mail from someone named Mincemeat Q. Gonad? The answer is the kind that would be me. I couldn't resist.

Surprisingly, Mincemeat wasn't selling Viagra. He was selling educational software. That Mr. Gonad is quite the clever fellow.

8 comments:

Marinade Dave said...

Well, the difference between me and Mr. Gonad is that I would be trying to give you educational hardware.

Laurie said...

Dave - Will I have to cram?

Carol said...

Mincemeat Q. Gonad??? You have to give them points for originality and hilarity on that one. Either that, or their English is really, really, really bad! Thanks for the laugh!

Marinade Dave said...

You might have to. It's the long version.

Laurie said...

Carol - Glad you liked it. :)

Dave - I'll check on my virus protection and get back to you.

Marinade Dave said...

Hardware never comes with a virus.

An old joke I came up with years ago... and the world wide web was very new. We still worked on Windows 3.1 back then. I was always a Mac guy, though.

Hey, did you hear there's a new gay hotline on the internet?

All you have to do is type in -

c:enter

Sdit. said...

By the nic...he'd be vulnerable and in too much pain to be of the malicious type.

Laurie said...

Dave - I've heard that one before. The hardware virus one, not the other one.

SDIT - That does sound painful doesn't it? Owweeee.