Definitely NOT Politically Correct

One of Carly's friends asked for help in writing an introduction for his boss's holiday party invitations. I asked her if I could blog them and she said it was okay as long as I thought they wouldn't offend anyone. I told her it was no problem because I would give her full credit so she would go to hell and not me.
We both agreed that we think (hope) God has a sense of humor and that if he doesn't we're screwed anyway. Therefore, I present you with some of Carly's pearls of wisdom that didn't make the cut:

• Let’s give it up for Baby Jesus!
• Guess what time it is? Time to get drunk and make copies of our asses!
• Remember what a crappy time we had last year? Well get ready...