I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift-wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I really didn't say everything I said. Yogi Berra
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