"Mr. Smell Good" made partner at our law firm and tonight the firm hosted a party for him with wonderful wine and champagne and delicious food and cake. Congratulations, you yummy smelling man, you.
Toward the end of the party, people asked me if I would write a blog article about the party but I told them that nothing blogworthy happened. I tried to get "Mr. Excellent Singing Lawyer" to "accidentally" knock over one of the Christmas trees but being so close to bonus time, I couldn't get anyone to create any mischief ala America's Fakiest Home Videos. Everyone was on their best behavior, dammit.
I'm a little tipsy, so that will be all for tonight. Over and out.