- During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
- In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
- Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
- Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
- In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
- At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
- Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Debunk This
If you send me (and everyone else in your e-mail address book) an e-mail that I find questionable and probably untrue, I immediately do a search and destroy mission in an attempt to stop it in its tracks. I couldn't find anything debunking the following "facts." Believe them if you will.
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All of a sudden I don't feel very well
Sue
You and me both!
Laurie, I could've gone all day without knowing any of those purported facts. I now have a sick feeling in my stomach and so many visuals whirling through my head that I can barely concentrate on indexing the deposition on my desk. Though the thought of many/most of the things you listed are pretty disgusting, I couldn't stop myself from reading them to the bitter end. I think I'll start wearing surgical gloves and taping my mouth shut when I sleep! Your friend and co-worker, Lela. PS: Keep up the good work. Really enjoy your sense of humor!
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