We both agreed that we think (hope) God has a sense of humor and that if he doesn't we're screwed anyway. Therefore, I present you with some of Carly's pearls of wisdom that didn't make the cut:
- Let’s give it up for Baby Jesus!
- Guess what time it is? Time to get drunk and make copies of our asses!
- Remember what a crappy time we had last year? Well get ready...