Disclaimer: I didn't write this. I found it online attributed to "anonymous."
10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)
Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys mentally abusing his cat.
9. Olive Oyl
Amphetamine abuse. She might just be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. One side note, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking?
Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious.
This is an easy one. Steroid abuse. "BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the shit in his pet tiger.
6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo
We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip.
The number one downer abuser in toon land. The only time you ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe.
3. Dopey Dwarf
The name gives him away. Also, allegations are that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys are partaking.
2. Daffy Duck
Crack. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time.
By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode smokes pot, no if, ands, or, buts about it. And look at the way he and his friends painted that van!