Thursday, December 02, 2004

Ex-Girlfriend Stalkers

One of the girls in my office is being harassed by the ex-girlfriend of her boyfriend. First the girl smashed pumpkins in her driveway then she egged her dad's car. We had the following e-mail conversation today:

Poor innocent victim of stalker:
She better leave me alone because I'm really pissed. She egged my dad's car.

Me:
I just thought of something. Maybe she’s trying to make a pie (eggs, pumpkin). You better be careful. Next time, you might end up with crust in your shorts.

1 comment:

d said...

This had me laughing out loud, you're great!