One of the girls in my office is being harassed by the ex-girlfriend of her boyfriend. First the girl smashed pumpkins in her driveway then she egged her dad's car. We had the following e-mail conversation today:
Poor innocent victim of stalker:
She better leave me alone because I'm really pissed. She egged my dad's car.
I just thought of something. Maybe she’s trying to make a pie (eggs, pumpkin). You better be careful. Next time, you might end up with crust in your shorts.