How long does it take the average woman to achieve orgasm?
That depends on when she last changed the Duracells.
No, I mean, how long does it take for the average woman to achieve orgasm during intercourse?
Could you repeat the question? Again...again...again...a little to the left...
What was the question?
How long does it take the average man to achieve orgasm?
Would that be with his wife, with his mistress or with the hoochie he picked up downtown last weekend at closing time?
You're an idiot.
These are relevant factors pertinent to the question at hand. Oh, at hand. That brings up another factor...
That's not a question.
By Laurie Ransonette Anderson
(You never know where the inspiration for a post will come from. In this particular case, inspiration came in the form of a new pair of Duracells.)