Sunday, July 17, 2005

Sea Monkey Sex Update


I bet you thought all my Sea Monkeys had died didn't you? I thought they were on their way to extinction a few weeks ago myself. I only had four left and then, BAM, I woke up one morning and had a tank full of babies. A week later, I had still more new babies and all of the babies from the week before had survived. Now the tank is having a population explosion.

The reason for this post is that when I looked at the tank this morning, there were even three Sea Monkeys having a menage-a-trois! I've had this tank for about six months now and I've never seen that.

I think the animal kingdom and the planet in general are going nuts what with all the shark attacks and I even heard that someone got attacked by a seal or something. Well, I might have dreamed the seal thing. (Edited to add: Now I remember where I saw the Sea Lion thing.) Then there was the tsunami and the blowing up the comet thing and all these damn hurricanes this summer.


I tried to take some pictures of the Sea Monkey sex but they're kind of blurry. Pretend you're trying to watch porn on a scrambled television channel and you'll get the idea.



This picture shows a single sea monkey, the menage-a-trois and a more traditional pair doing it doggy style.

14 comments:

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I've seen better porn.

Anonymous said...

you need some sea monkey "bow chicka bow bow" music...

Laurie said...

Old Horsetail - I should hope so.

Kris - The music is implied.

Webmiztris said...

I SEE IT! I SEE IT!

What naughty little seamonkeys you have...

bayou_boy504 said...

Go sea monkeys! Ain't nothing like a little variety in the sea monkey tank...

Carol Davidson said...

Okay, I just had my nose about six inches from the screen trying to see sea monkey sex. There's something troubling about this.

Zina said...

Shouldn't this post come with a parental asdvisory?

Erika said...

Sea monkey porn. How very twisted. It's absolutely marvelous.

Anonymous said...

What exactly are sea monkeys?

Water Shrimp?

Laurie said...

Liar - It's weird because I haven't added new eggs or anything but this most recent batch that has hatched are definitely all sexed up.

WebMistris - They're bad monkeys.

Bayou Boy - As I sit here, another three evidently thought it looked like fun and are merrily swimming about the tank.

Abby - Just goes to show we'll look at sex on the internet no matter what kind it it.

Zina - Rated GMS for Graphic Monkey Sex.

Erika - Mah-va-lous!

Trench - Brine shrimp.

Garbonzo - That sounds amazing! I'm writing that one down. I'll let you know how it comes out. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

LAURIE, THROW A TOWEL OVER THAT TANK THEY NEED A LITTLE PRIVACY.

Laurie said...

Mom - They like it when people watch. Little freaks.

Leon said...

i can't believe you had sea monkeys.. hehe this is so cool..

by the way, i noticed you have a link from "planet debian"

that makes you a bit more geek than yesterday!

Laurie said...

Leon - I'm thinking about getting more sea monkeys. Regarding Planet Debien, I had never heard of that site until it linked to my Sea Monkey post. I will gladly accept the geek label though. :)