Sunday, July 17, 2005

Sea Monkey Sex Update


I bet you thought all my Sea Monkeys had died didn't you? I thought they were on their way to extinction a few weeks ago myself. I only had four left and then, BAM, I woke up one morning and had a tank full of babies. A week later, I had still more new babies and all of the babies from the week before had survived. Now the tank is having a population explosion.

The reason for this post is that when I looked at the tank this morning, there were even three Sea Monkeys having a menage-a-trois! I've had this tank for about six months now and I've never seen that.

I think the animal kingdom and the planet in general are going nuts what with all the shark attacks and I even heard that someone got attacked by a seal or something. Well, I might have dreamed the seal thing. (Edited to add: Now I remember where I saw the Sea Lion thing.) Then there was the tsunami and the blowing up the comet thing and all these damn hurricanes this summer.


I tried to take some pictures of the Sea Monkey sex but they're kind of blurry. Pretend you're trying to watch porn on a scrambled television channel and you'll get the idea.



This picture shows a single sea monkey, the menage-a-trois and a more traditional pair doing it doggy style.

16 comments:

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I've seen better porn.

kris said...

you need some sea monkey "bow chicka bow bow" music...

Laurie said...

Old Horsetail - I should hope so.

Kris - The music is implied.

Liar said...

I must say: my current crop of sea monkeys are about the randiest animals I've yet seen. It's a rare day when there's only one couple, um, coupling.

Webmiztris said...

I SEE IT! I SEE IT!

What naughty little seamonkeys you have...

bayou_boy504 said...

Go sea monkeys! Ain't nothing like a little variety in the sea monkey tank...

Abby Taylor said...

Okay, I just had my nose about six inches from the screen trying to see sea monkey sex. There's something troubling about this.

Zina said...

Shouldn't this post come with a parental asdvisory?

Erika said...

Sea monkey porn. How very twisted. It's absolutely marvelous.

trench said...

What exactly are sea monkeys?

Water Shrimp?

garbonzo said...

In search of the best marg. Make it yourself.

2 parts paton, 1 part countreau, 1 part simple syrup(equal parts sugar H2o disolved), 1 part fresh lime juice.

Best ever.
squeeze a bit of oarnge juice for a nice twist.

Laurie said...

Liar - It's weird because I haven't added new eggs or anything but this most recent batch that has hatched are definitely all sexed up.

WebMistris - They're bad monkeys.

Bayou Boy - As I sit here, another three evidently thought it looked like fun and are merrily swimming about the tank.

Abby - Just goes to show we'll look at sex on the internet no matter what kind it it.

Zina - Rated GMS for Graphic Monkey Sex.

Erika - Mah-va-lous!

Trench - Brine shrimp.

Garbonzo - That sounds amazing! I'm writing that one down. I'll let you know how it comes out. Thanks!

Mom said...

LAURIE, THROW A TOWEL OVER THAT TANK THEY NEED A LITTLE PRIVACY.

Laurie said...

Mom - They like it when people watch. Little freaks.

Leon J. de la Garza said...

i can't believe you had sea monkeys.. hehe this is so cool..

by the way, i noticed you have a link from "planet debian"

that makes you a bit more geek than yesterday!

Laurie said...

Leon - I'm thinking about getting more sea monkeys. Regarding Planet Debien, I had never heard of that site until it linked to my Sea Monkey post. I will gladly accept the geek label though. :)