I bet you thought all my Sea Monkeys had died didn't you? I thought they were on their way to extinction a few weeks ago myself. I only had four left and then, BAM, I woke up one morning and had a tank full of babies. A week later, I had still more new babies and all of the babies from the week before had survived. Now the tank is having a population explosion.
The reason for this post is that when I looked at the tank this morning, there were even three Sea Monkeys having a menage-a-trois! I've had this tank for about six months now and I've never seen that.
I think the animal kingdom and the planet in general are going nuts what with all the shark attacks and I even heard that someone got attacked by a seal or something. Well, I might have dreamed the seal thing. (Edited to add: Now I remember where I saw the Sea Lion thing.) Then there was the tsunami and the blowing up the comet thing and all these damn hurricanes this summer.
I tried to take some pictures of the Sea Monkey sex but they're kind of blurry. Pretend you're trying to watch porn on a scrambled television channel and you'll get the idea.
This picture shows a single sea monkey, the menage-a-trois and a more traditional pair doing it doggy style.
14 comments:
I've seen better porn.
you need some sea monkey "bow chicka bow bow" music...
Old Horsetail - I should hope so.
Kris - The music is implied.
I SEE IT! I SEE IT!
What naughty little seamonkeys you have...
Go sea monkeys! Ain't nothing like a little variety in the sea monkey tank...
Okay, I just had my nose about six inches from the screen trying to see sea monkey sex. There's something troubling about this.
Shouldn't this post come with a parental asdvisory?
Sea monkey porn. How very twisted. It's absolutely marvelous.
What exactly are sea monkeys?
Water Shrimp?
Liar - It's weird because I haven't added new eggs or anything but this most recent batch that has hatched are definitely all sexed up.
WebMistris - They're bad monkeys.
Bayou Boy - As I sit here, another three evidently thought it looked like fun and are merrily swimming about the tank.
Abby - Just goes to show we'll look at sex on the internet no matter what kind it it.
Zina - Rated GMS for Graphic Monkey Sex.
Erika - Mah-va-lous!
Trench - Brine shrimp.
Garbonzo - That sounds amazing! I'm writing that one down. I'll let you know how it comes out. Thanks!
LAURIE, THROW A TOWEL OVER THAT TANK THEY NEED A LITTLE PRIVACY.
Mom - They like it when people watch. Little freaks.
i can't believe you had sea monkeys.. hehe this is so cool..
by the way, i noticed you have a link from "planet debian"
that makes you a bit more geek than yesterday!
Leon - I'm thinking about getting more sea monkeys. Regarding Planet Debien, I had never heard of that site until it linked to my Sea Monkey post. I will gladly accept the geek label though. :)
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