Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Analogy of the day...

If my stapler was a six-shooter and I was Gary Cooper and it was high noon, I’d be fucking dead. Piece of shit.

9 comments:

LG said...

get a red one, like in Office Space. LG

OldHorsetailSnake said...

See, what you do is you go to Walmart, buy a new stapler and a rifle and put the old stapler out of its misery. Make the new stapler watch so it doesn't get any funny ideas.

Jen T. (that's me) said...

I love my red Swingline stapler. Ordered it last year off thinkgeek.com and couldn't be happier with it. LG is right, Laurie.

Laurie said...

LG and Jen T - I know where you girls sit. You better hide those staplers.

Old Horsetail - I like your style.

Mom said...

Now I know what to buy you for your up coming birthday. A Red Swingline Stapler.

Laurie said...

Mom - Perfect!

Laurie said...

LG - I thought you were a different LG (one of the women I work with) because we talk about Office Space all the time. Now I know which LG you are. You like fried chicken. ;)

Abby Taylor said...

hahahaha I love the way you put things like this. Great staple post.

Laurie said...

Abby - I kind of like the short ones myself. I need to do more of those stream of consciousness sorts of things. It cleanses my soul.