We went out tonight to celebrate Jimmy's birthday. He was the subject of two of the earliest posts on this blog.
At some point during the evening, my friend Kelly and I had an alcohol induced moment of genius. We're considering a patent on piercings that would lift all things that we need to have lifted. Our grand plan involves sagging skin, drooping boobs and safety pins of various sizes and strengths.
However, in an unexpected moment of clarity we decided there might be problems at airport security checkpoints. If we had to remove all the cleverly hidden safety pins used in our piercings, it would be quite shocking and disturbing to all involved including not only airport security personnel but also our travel partners as well as ourselves.
Our grand scheme needs a little work.