Our office has a casual dress code so, in the spring, out come the flip flops. I'm not opposed to flip flops in theory; but in reality, they are the noisiest goddammed shoes on the planet.
Today, I was sitting in my office and the first flip flops of the season passed by. I heard them coming from a distance more as a sense of impending doom than an actual sound. Louder and louder they came until they were outside my office and then, finally, gratefully, away down the hall.
All day long: flip, flip, flip this way and flop, flop, flop that way and that was only one woman. Can you imagine what it's like at the height of the season with five or six heifers stampeding up and down the halls?
As God is my witness, one day this summer, I'm going to grab one of those flip flop wearing hussies, throw her down and slap the crap out of her with her noisy ass shoes.
6 comments:
You could also sneak under her desk with scissors and cut half of the strap. Of course, beating the piss out of her would probably be more satisfying.
So, the votes are in for quiet sabotage. I will take it under advisement.
Haha .. I live on flip-flops! I need them, just like I need air! Should I run and hide from you now? Yes, I CAN run, EVEN ON FLIP-FLOPS!!!
Astrid, I'm sure you're a quiet flip-flopper. You may pass.
Haha .. and they should invent flip-flops that play your favorite tunes all day long! Instead of flip-flop, you'll be hearing Jason Mraz then! Haha ...
And have you ever noticed it is the one person in the office who would wear a bath robe to work if they would let her...No-- she knows they make noise ... if I have to be here everyone else is going to suffer too type person... that is who wear what I now call slip sloppers. I am ready to take up a collection to buy the slob a printer for her desk just to cut down on the long trips to the printer.
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