Someone e-mailed these to me and I thought they were funny:
- If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Good advice: Be nice to your family and friends. You never know when you might need them to empty your bed pan
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"Laurie Kay Ransonette Anderson's Blogging Test" Haha .. hey Laurie, well, you can see to which post I am replying now by clicking on the link that you will find on the bottom of this e-mail which is also the name of your Blog-Spot, let me know to which post I replied and I will let you know whether or not you are on the honor role now! Haha ... Good luck!!! I know you can do it! *Astrid shakes her pom-poms* Screams of joy and miles of smiles, Astrid.
Love the remedies! Still laughing.
I tried e-mail....came back host unknown....landerson1@qt.rr.com?
Dorothy - It's landerson1@gt.rr.com
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