Sunday, November 07, 2004

Home Remedies

Someone e-mailed these to me and I thought they were funny:

  1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
  2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
  3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
  4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
  5. You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Good advice: Be nice to your family and friends. You never know when you might need them to empty your bed pan

5 comments:

hatteraspainter said...

Well I know there is or use to be at least two of you that grew up in your parents house. I have nothing but the deepest sympathies for them. Hee hee hee on a last note; the line "Be nice to your family and friends" I can't help but think of a friend who always said "Use your friends wisely".

Astrid said...

"Laurie Kay Ransonette Anderson's Blogging Test" Haha .. hey Laurie, well, you can see to which post I am replying now by clicking on the link that you will find on the bottom of this e-mail which is also the name of your Blog-Spot, let me know to which post I replied and I will let you know whether or not you are on the honor role now! Haha ... Good luck!!! I know you can do it! *Astrid shakes her pom-poms* Screams of joy and miles of smiles, Astrid.

Puggyspice said...

Love the remedies! Still laughing.

Dorothy said...

I tried e-mail....came back host unknown....landerson1@qt.rr.com?

Laurie said...

Dorothy - It's landerson1@gt.rr.com