Some of the girls in my office are considering adding an advice column to my guest area. Tracey asked Marvin for some questions to start them out. I couldn't resist responding to his first question. (The rest of the questions I will leave to the experts when they start their column.)
Dear Abbie Normals:
If a man allergic to chocolate married a woman allergic to almonds, what would be the odds of their kids being allergic to coconuts?
The odds would be directly proportional to the number of days that they feel like a nut versus the number of days they don’t.