Friday, November 19, 2004

Dear Abbie Normal:

Bill Clinton opened his library this week, complete with an exact full-size replica of the Oval Office. Honest, carpet stains and all.

My question is do you think they set up a cigar stand in the gift shop?

Signed,
I Am Curious Fellow


Dear Curious Fellow,
Yes. The cigars are located beside the beret's in the "Head" shop.
Abbie Normal

1 comment:

hatteraspainter said...

I've been told by a very reliable source that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year... Close sources to her say the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.