Last night, I dreamed about Ben Affleck. We were making out in the back seat of a car and we just kissed and kissed and kissed. Then I woke up. So, all we did was kiss (dammit). I'm sure he had the same dream and is wondering who that great kisser in his dream was last night. At least he should have had the same dream if that crap I bought at Marie Laveau's is worth a damn.
Look out George Clooney and Jude Law. You're next.
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Ben Afleck Here.... I did have a dream i was kissing you , what say you join me in Beverly Hills, we get married and have little baby Aflecks?
Damn, that Marie Laveau is good. However, it looks like she sent me a generic Ben "Afleck" since he couldn't spell his own name. I should have sprung for the eye of newt.
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