After watching a Denny's commercial for the twentieth time tonight, I noticed their slogan: "Denny's... A Good Place to Sit and Eat." My question is what slogans did they turn down before they decided on this klinker?
"Denny's...Impress Your Date...Buy a LARGE Orange Juice"
"Denny's...Like Home Cooking...If Your Mother Was a Lousy Cook"
"Denny's...Not So Bad...If You're Drunk"
"Denny's...Almost Never a Hair In Your Eggs"