This was in my inbox tonight when I got home from Crockett Street:
Your current situation has been calculated to the main peoples, and upon conscientious contemplation, we are able to offer to you the following offer.
Based upon conscientious contemplation you meet the requirements to receive a generous return on your original property investment.
By completing the following attached form in a timely manner we will be able to complete our estimation, and we feel assured you will receive not only a reduced rate of interest, but also a cash return that will carry out all your holiday needs and more!
Do people actually respond to this crap?